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René's Cafe the set at the start
of the show 'ow peaceful it all looks! |
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René (Jo Smith) to Edith (Dil Smith):
"Why are you wearing in your hair bread rolls?" |
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Michelle (Izzy Glinn): "I will say this
only once" Yvette (Mel White) looks on |
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Mimi (Emily Downs) swatting flies in the larder |
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Helga (Karina Farnlucher) with Colonel von Strohm
(Peter Glinn) and his 'wiglet' |
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Helga (Karina Farnlucher) with Herr Flick (Rod
Sharp)
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and the tantalising striptease! |
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Edith entertains the customers with a song. René's comment: "Always
leave them wanting less!"
L to R: Peter Glinn, Jo Levy (at piano), John Preskett, Dil Smith, Emily
Downs (hidden), Mel White, Jo Smith (behind bar), Mavis Standing, Jill
Turner, Wendy Downs
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René: "Already toupee, Colonel?"
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Captain Alberto Bertorelli (John Preskett): "She looka like the
little doll"
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Crabtree (Vicky Meadows): "I found myself pissing your coffe"
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Leclerc (Nick Webb): "To speak, press hard!"
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Lieut Gruber (Martin Wellen): "It is a bit public here"
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Herr Flick enters the café. René: "Although you did
not book, I am sure we can turn some peasants out into the street to make
room for you"
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René: "For those of you who may possibly have lost the thread
in this tapestry of intrigue
"
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Alberto to Michelle: "French crumpet!"
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Crabtree: "I will have to wish my underpints. The sissage has made
them ping of gurlic!"
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Gruber: "I do not know quite how to put this"
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Flick and Helga do the tango. Mimi looks on.
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General von Schmelling (Tim Rose) arrives
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von Schmelling: "Are you refusing to share the sausage with a superior
officer?"
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René: "I am only a poor man, we cannot afford the glasses"
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Alberto exposes the priceless painting of the fallen madonna with the
big boobies. "What a mistake a to makea!"
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René to Yvette: "I am going to Switzerland. The train leaves
any minute"
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René to Mimi: "Here, take this toothpaste. There is not much
left"
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René: "Will this nightmare never end?"
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The British airman (Paul Wareham and Paul Heath) in hiding
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Michelle: "Listen very carefully
"
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Crabtree with the exploding Dutch cheeses: "Do not drip them otherwise
they may go off bong!"
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Michelle: "Every chamber is full"
René: "That is a terrible thing to say to an hotel proprietor"
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Gruber: "Of course, General wonderful leather!"
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Helga to Flick: "Your legs are so exciting!"
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The Gestapo suspender belt. Helga: "Are there any operating
instructions?"
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Alberto: "What happen when the real Hitler turn up?"
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Alberto struts his stuff.
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Edith to René: "I wear it so that I will look beautiful for
you tomorrow"
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René to Leclerc: "Why are you disguised as Wee Willie Winkie?"
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Yvette to soldier (Jo Levy): "As soon as you get a new ballcock,
let me know"
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René to Edith: "You stupid woman. What do you think I am
doing with her?"
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René to Michelle: "I see you are about to leave the country"
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With the blow-up Hitler dummy. Crabtree: "If the pimp or
the compressed ear fail, you can take this pope and use your broth"
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Rene: "Not here, take him in the back room"
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Mimi to Gruber: "A light?"
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Yvette to Crabtree: "He does not seem to be holding the wind"
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René to Crabtree: "I think I have found it. My my, it is
a big one!!"
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Leclerc enters dressed as Hitler: "Heil me!"
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Alberto enters dressed as Hitler, and von Strohm as Goering
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Flick enters dressed as Hitler with the dummy dressed as Goering
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von Schmelling enters amid the general confusion
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Edith strides in dressed as Hitler
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Mimi arrives as another Goering
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and finally Crabtree appears as yet another Goering
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Edith and René waltz off into the sunset
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The cast taking their curtain call
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