Prince Charming gets a bit fed up with Cinderella after 20 years!
Nine speaking parts.
© John Owen Smith 1991
The Fairy Grandmother
Baron Hardup
Cinderelder, his aging daughter who rather fancies herself
Rose & May, imported younger daughters of his third wife
Grace, their mother and the Baron's third wife
Buttons, the Baron's handyman
The Prince Charming, heir to the throne of Concordia
Dandini, Aide to the Prince
Notes:
This sketch has been performed both on stage and on radio.
9 speaking parts - gender probably immaterial!
There is only one scene!
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(Enter Cinderelder, with boxes) |
Cinders |
Oh Buttons, have you seen my pa? |
Buttons |
He can't have gone off very far, |
Cinders |
The mean old thing, he's got a stash |
Fairy Godmother |
Won't spend on you? You're not at all |
Cinders |
Don't give me that you soaked up tart, |
Fairy Godmother |
You thankless child! |
Cinders |
You drab old queen! |
Buttons |
Now ladies, please! Don't make a scene, |
Fairy Godmother |
Well please yourself - I'll let you know! |
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(She flounces off) |
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